Late

So I'm late to work today because my PATH train decided to stop between Grove Street and Pavonia-Newport. And sit. And then slide backwards a bit, then jerk forward. Then sit. And repeat. Over and over. For fifteen minutes. We were starting to wonder if we were trapped forever beneath Jersey City. That would suck.

Pit of voles dream

So I had a dream last night that I was Darth Vader's daughter (Luke's half sister). And Luke and I got into a lightsaber duel with a bunch of teenager Dark Siders in a parking lot. I was standing on the window ledge of a car fighting someone on the car roof when someone else dived through the car and cut off my foot. Darth felt really bad about this and realized he cared about me after all, and he and Luke piled me into a car and raced off towards a hospital. We got stopped by a guard, and I had to hide my stump.

And I woke up and realized I just dreamt a Mary Sue.

Someone kill me now, please.