Pit of voles dream

[jethrien]

So I had a dream last night that I was Darth Vader's daughter (Luke's half sister). And Luke and I got into a lightsaber duel with a bunch of teenager Dark Siders in a parking lot. I was standing on the window ledge of a car fighting someone on the car roof when someone else dived through the car and cut off my foot. Darth felt really bad about this and realized he cared about me after all, and he and Luke piled me into a car and raced off towards a hospital. We got stopped by a guard, and I had to hide my stump.

And I woke up and realized I just dreamt a Mary Sue.

Someone kill me now, please.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh! Rewrite this with more spelling errors and post it to a fanfiction site! They'll totally love it!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

If you expanded this paragraph by four lines, it would be a story. And the best Mary Sue story in any fandom to date. Ignore the boy. Keep it punctuated and grammatically correct.

Don't hate yourself for dreaming in Mary Sue. Mary Sue would forgive you, she's so generous like that.