Faulty design

[jethrien]

Man, I wish this kid came with a timer, like a little time bomb or something. I can never know how long he's going to stay asleep. I really genuinely thought he'd be out for ten minutes, fifteen max. It's been an hour. I wish I knew how much more time I had. If it were half an hour, I'd finish my workout. If it were an hour, I'd go straight to nap. If it's fifteen minutes, I would work on the baby book, and if it were five, I'd just tool around on the internet. But I have no idea!

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Clearly what you need is an iBaby, with a little display in his tummy.

[mithras03.livejournal.com]

He's a teletubby?! Awesome. Maybe you can watch some TV on his tummy too! :-P

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Do NOT compare my child to a Teletubby. :P

Jeez, next you'll be comparing him to Barney...

[maydove.livejournal.com]

Being an only child, and having never been around babies for very long, I'm learning a lot from your posts about all the intricacies of child care...