So the crazy folks who insist that Judgement Day is May 21 have infested our neighborhood. Yesterday, I got passed by a giant, lime green bus with attached trailer, each shrink-wrapped with the cling film announcing that it was time to repent because Judgement Day was May 21. This morning, I got passed by a maroon SUV bearing the same message. This one was blasting trumpet fanfares every two or three seconds. I hope nobody in the neighborhood was still trying to sleep.
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Date: 2011-05-12 02:55 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2011-05-12 03:14 pm (UTC)From:1) Before the flood God said it would be 7 days. Some dude in the new testament says a day to god is like a thousand years. It's been exactly 7000 years since that warning, so end of days.
2) 5 = "Atonement", 10 = "Completeness" , 17 = "Heaven." Do a bunch of math involving days since April 1, 33 * solar year / blah blah = 722,500 = (5 x 10 x 17)^2 THEREFORE CLEARLY THE RAPTURE IS RIGHT NOW GUYS
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All I know is I don't graduate until the 23rd so I'm gonna be pissed if the jesuit who is supposed to be handing me my diploma goes and raptures right before commencement and they lose all my paperwork.
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