So the crazy folks who insist that Judgement Day is May 21 have infested our neighborhood. Yesterday, I got passed by a giant, lime green bus with attached trailer, each shrink-wrapped with the cling film announcing that it was time to repent because Judgement Day was May 21. This morning, I got passed by a maroon SUV bearing the same message. This one was blasting trumpet fanfares every two or three seconds. I hope nobody in the neighborhood was still trying to sleep.
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Date: 2011-05-12 02:17 pm (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: 2011-05-12 05:23 pm (UTC)From:If I didn't already have plans, I'd be tempeted to throw a party myself.
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Date: 2011-05-12 03:14 pm (UTC)From:1) Before the flood God said it would be 7 days. Some dude in the new testament says a day to god is like a thousand years. It's been exactly 7000 years since that warning, so end of days.
2) 5 = "Atonement", 10 = "Completeness" , 17 = "Heaven." Do a bunch of math involving days since April 1, 33 * solar year / blah blah = 722,500 = (5 x 10 x 17)^2 THEREFORE CLEARLY THE RAPTURE IS RIGHT NOW GUYS
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All I know is I don't graduate until the 23rd so I'm gonna be pissed if the jesuit who is supposed to be handing me my diploma goes and raptures right before commencement and they lose all my paperwork.
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Date: 2011-05-12 04:11 pm (UTC)From:We could find some jaguars and set fire to them, to catch up?
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Date: 2011-05-12 04:12 pm (UTC)From:Seriously, the ancients got the good apocalypses. Rains of flaming jaguars, giants with snakes for feet...
We just get earthquakes.
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Date: 2011-05-12 08:11 pm (UTC)From:Hallowed be your troopers.
Your empire come,
Your will be done,
In space as it is on land.
Give us this day our laser rifles,
And forgive us our aim,
Improper cloning techniques.
And lead us not into redemption,
But the dark side of the force.
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Date: 2011-05-12 08:37 pm (UTC)From:Now and forever.
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Date: 2011-05-23 02:09 pm (UTC)From:The Empire is Protestant?
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Date: 2011-05-23 02:24 pm (UTC)From:The Empire's Catholic. Hate to say it, but the Pope really does look like Palpatine.
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