Near self-inflicted TPK

[jethrien]

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Last night, we had our usual weekly roleplaying game. Things went a bit, umm, awry.

Quick background. I'm playing Vi, a mage (specifically Euthanatos). Her particular branch of magic believes in the wheel of reincarnation - and that people who aren't doing so well in their current incarnation should be helped along to the next. And creatures such as vampires, who cheat the wheel - well, they should be helped along even faster. There rest of the party is mixed. There's Jim, a magic-wielding ninja. And Connor, a werewolf (the werewolves hate vampires even more than the Euthanatos). And Penelope, a were-lizard (that is, she turns into a dragon).

Unfortunately, given the anti-vampire bias of the party members so far, the rest of the party are vampires. There's Algie (Ivy03's character), who's an idiot, and Mica, who's totally bat-shit loco, and Michael, who would be a perfectly nice guy if not for the pointy teeth and blood magic thing.

So far, we've been grudgingly dealing with each other because there's clearly been a common purpose. But the tension's been mounting.

So last night, we stumbled through a portal into a desert. Several of us were injured from the last conflict.

Algie, unfortunately, is an idiot, as mentioned above. To heal himself, he decides to bite Penelope. Being an idiot, he hasn't managed to put together the fact that the shy little grad student and the giant dragon are the same person. So he's rather surprised when she suddenly morphs into a dragon in an uncontrollable berserker rage.

Jim tries to calm her down, rolls five ones, and ends up horrifically mauled and near death. While Connor's trying to calm down Penelope, Michael realizes Jim's about to die. In a perfectly logical move, he decides to make Jim into a vampire - after all, it's not death, right?

Problem is, Connor and Vi have only been grudgingly tolerating his existence to this point. And they'd rather die than see him make someone else they care about into a vampire. Well, they're prefer that he'd die, actually.

For a minute, it looked like we'd get Algie eaten by the dragon, Connor possibly badly injured by the dragon, Jim shredded by the dragon, and possibly Michael and Vi killing each other.

Vi, who's usually the subtle one, magic-wise, ends up turning Michael into a greasy smear of ashes. But not until after he beat her up.

We ended up with Michael dead, and managed to pull Jim back from the dead, ghouled but not vampiric. Connor calmed Penelope down, and Algie was eventually retrieved from the sand dune he ended up sitting on after running away for quite some time. It could have been worse.

But that's definitely the first time I've actually been a party that killed one of its own members. Entertainment for all...

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

I completely agree! Which is why I always do the most interesting thing instead of the most effective.

I'd like to claim total credit for starting this particular fracas. Thank you, thank you.

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

You get most of the credit. If we'd been more interested in keeping the party alive than having fun with character dynamics, I'm sure things could have come out better. After all, Michael didn't have to try to Embrace Jim, and Vi and Connor didn't have to reduce him to his component atoms. But we all played true to character, and things got entertaining...

[cubby-t-bear.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how near Mica came to panicking and shooting you :)

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Who is the you you're referring to? Or is that a collective you? I could see Mica shooting pretty much anyone involved in that entire scene, and not even needing to be insane to want to do it...

[cubby-t-bear.livejournal.com]

Well, Vi. Although, come to think of it, if we had proceeded down that route, I can definitely see a situation where he panicks, splits the die pool four ways, and takes a shot at everybody.