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[jethrien]

Someone sent me flowers for my birthday. They came with instructions for care. They also came with a second full page of instructions for how best to take your Instagram selfie with them.

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[jethrien]

Let's be clear - the sender had no idea. They wanted to send me a really lovely bouquet. The bouquet is really lovely. Just gorgeous--interesting textures, really really pretty color combo. But yeah, that's what you get these days from trendy internet florists, I guess.