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- Starbursts are apparently available in bags of only red flavors. I did not know this. This is the most brilliant marketing ploy ever! Yes, I will buy a bag full of all the best flavors with none of the flavors I don't like as much. Twist my arm, will you.

- My commute now takes me through the Manhattan Mall. Judging from the windows of Express, Penney's, and also Strawberry, I hate this spring's fashions. Apparently the cool thing to do this year is take all of the most intense colors and wear them all together at the same time. Yes, wear an electric blue jacket with a jungle green tee and bright pink shorts and orange leggings! Because the best way to look your best is to dress like a blind person who doesn't have anyone who loves her enough to pull her aside and tell her that those colors really can't be worn together.

- Ivy03 and I went to a concert by Red Molly and Hoot and the Hellmouth over the weekend. Red Molly seems to be drifting into more upbeat revenge country and out of Appalachian tragedy, but I like them on both, so that's fine. Ivy liked the other band. I wanted to. I really did. I liked the instrumentation and the overall style. But I hated the lead singer so very much, I just couldn't get over it. My description was a "pretentious hipster folk Dave Matthews with diction like Bob Dylan after a root canal". The combination of overwhelming "look at me, I'm so earthy and clever" whining with the inability to pronounce vowels with fewer than three syllables or consonants at all made me want to smack him until he grew up a little. Or at least give him a haircut so he would stop tossing his bangs around. Oy. This is why people don't like hipsters.

Date: 2012-02-22 02:54 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] redstapler.livejournal.com
Yes, wear an electric blue jacket with a jungle green tee and bright pink shorts and orange leggings! Because the best way to look your best is to dress like a blind person who doesn't have anyone who loves her enough to pull her aside and tell her that those colors really can't be worn together.

Ugh. It's The Gap's 1989 colors all over again.

Date: 2012-02-22 03:11 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] jethrien.livejournal.com
Because the 80s were so awesome that we should totally do them again. Umm.

Date: 2012-02-22 12:48 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] airspaniel.livejournal.com
This is exactly how our parents felt in the nineties when the seventies came back. -_-

Date: 2012-02-22 04:00 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shnayder.livejournal.com
Bright colors are great. I think I'll wear all pink tomorrow.

Red molly is also great. I didn't realize that people who were not in my local folk-music circle knew them :)

Red starbursts on the other hand, are not so great. Can you buy the many-flavored bags and give me the orange ones?

Perhaps I will have something more profound to say after I get some sleep.

Date: 2012-02-22 01:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] jethrien.livejournal.com
One of the singers from Red Molly lives in my neighborhood. We occasionally see her on the subway. They have a fair number of concerts around here 'cause, yeah, in the neighborhood.

Ivy03 discovered them at Falconridge years ago and has been following them ever since.

Date: 2012-02-22 02:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ivy03.livejournal.com
I saw them at Falcon Ridge about four years ago and have been a fan since. (I own all their records! And a lot of their solo records! And have been to a bunch of shows! They always give good show.)

Also, Abbie Gardner lives in JC, so I've seen her and the group around from time to time.

Date: 2012-02-22 03:03 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shnayder.livejournal.com
aha. Falcon Ridge. It is great. Sadly I don't think I can go this year...

Date: 2012-02-22 04:25 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ivy03.livejournal.com
It's Hoots and Hellmouth. The guy's name is actually Hoots. And if you google them, you will see that yes, he is an enormous ass. And a Philly hipster, which makes it sadder somehow.

I still really liked his voice, though. I DOWNLOADED TWO OF THEIR TRACKS AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT. And one of them sounds like he recorded it with a gospel choir in a shower stall AND I STILL LIKE IT.

Date: 2012-02-22 01:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] jethrien.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm glad you enjoyed them.

Date: 2012-02-22 06:59 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] maydove.livejournal.com
On the plus side, this season's trendsetters will be highly visible to nighttime traffic.

Date: 2012-02-22 12:50 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com
I have to say, I had a guilty love for the Clash of the Neons in junior high school (27 years ago!) and I still/again love it now. :-}

Date: 2012-02-22 03:11 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
I want a bag of only the pink ones. God, I love the pink Starbursts.

a "pretentious hipster folk Dave Matthews with diction like Bob Dylan after a root canal"

Oh god, I would stab my own eardrums out.

Date: 2012-02-22 03:59 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Yeah, the red-only bag of Starbursts might as well be called Diabetes in a bag. SO good.

The bright neon colors were in full display at a Target I went to. My inner pre-teen fondly recalled seeing the bright neon orange earrings she bought from a church craft/tag sale in 1990, and then realized what a horrible, horrible mistake it was to wear those things. Ever.
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