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jethrien ([personal profile] jethrien) wrote2005-12-12 11:42 am

Sparkly...

I have a Christmas tree!

It's very pretty. And quite thrilling. And sparkly. Did I mention sparkly?

It's also disturbingly tasteful. And not on purpose. I have a small box full of ornaments that I've acquired over the years, and then a couple of boxes of plain balls - blue, purple, and a dark, almost maroon, pink. As I was hanging things up, I realized - pretty much all of the ornaments I own (other than the balls) are white, silver, or gold. The few that are colored are pretty much exactly the colors of the balls. The entire tree matches. It's color-coordinated. And totally unpremeditatedly-so. It looks like I was really anal and went out and bought a bunch of ornaments specifically to make a tasteful, matching tree. (Plus, it kind of matches the decorations I put on the mantle piece next to it. And I think it will match the stockings that I'm making for me and Chuckro.)

I'm not that obsessive compulsive, really! It was an accident!

[identity profile] hutubachick.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh... pretty matching tree! :) Nifty!

[identity profile] ivy03.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Christmas trees are supposed to be tacky and weird! That's their purpose in life!

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's a fix for this, of course. I also decorated a tree this weekend, and I could suggest some fixes for you so you have a real tree, not a store-front tree.

One - Any of your preschool/K-5 pieces of art small enough to fit should be on the tree somewhere.

Two - Pictures of loved ones during their awkward phases should adorn the tree; use the tops of margarine containers and cut the pictures to fit on the inside.

Three - When in doubt, scratch the baubles. The paint is probably so thin, it will flake off in pieces.

Four - Go to Hallmark. Find an ornament that tackily or crassly capitalizes on a fandom in which you engage yourself as a geek (for example: Episodes I, II, III have great awful ornaments--we have a Padme Amidala from Episode II complete with ripped belly-shirt; it's going to Hawaii for my brother's tree).

Five - Mylar 'icicles.' Apply liberally, but do not drape dramatically so that it catches the light.

There are other ways, but those seem to be the ones that worked for our tree.

[identity profile] chuckro.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Must we do this? I kinda like the tree not being incredibly tacky. How about, if anyone comes over and comments on it, I'll distract them with cookies?

[identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, cookies, totally forgot--you can shelac them so they stay preserved and hang them on the tree. My brother has made lots of those in the past (like when he was 3-4). They're really fun additions too.

[identity profile] jethrien.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, I'm not going for a totally tacky tree. And I'm not going to hang ornaments I think are ugly for the heck of it. I'm just kind of amused that apparently my decorating taste is such that things come out matching even when they are gathered over a period of years...

(Anonymous) 2005-12-13 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Think of it this way. Obsessive compulsive = consistent. Nothing wrong with consistent right?

--E