Not a good start to a morning

[jethrien]

I woke up, took off my pajamas on autopilot, and instead of putting on my exercise clothes, put on an entirely different set of pajamas and then stared at myself in confusion. I've also managed to accidently hang my underwear on the doorknob instead of putting it in the wash, run into three different pieces of furniture, and nearly threw away the jelly instead of putting it in the fridge.

This is not going to be a good morning.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I didn't leave the jam in the sink again, did I?

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

No, this was entirely my fault. I made my sandwich, put the peanut butter away, opened up the trashcan for no reason whatsoever, and just caught myself from dropping the brand new cherry jam in. No clue why. I'm on autopilot today and my autopilot is malfunctioning.

I've got a vat of black tea. C'mon, caffeine, do your thing!

[firynze.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's a heck of a start to the day.

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Oh, I also nearly tried to use my keys instead of my badge to swipe in at work.

[firynze.livejournal.com]

Impressive!