I may have made a grave error, here

[jethrien]

We just had a surprise wedding shower for one of my coworkers, whom I like very much. Having no willpower to speak of once sweets are directly in front of me, I may have just consumed two pieces of stollen, a glass of prosecco, some peanut butter M&Ms, and two brownies with espresso in them. (And by "may", we mean "definitely".) Now, the calories are on the ridiculous side, but whatever. A few too many brownies now and then isn't going to kill me. I am ever so slightly tipsy, but so is everyone else, and that will probably burn off by the end of lunch.

More critically...I think I've consumed more sugar in one sitting than I have in some time. I am so out of my mind on a sugar high. Crappity crap crap. Well, assuming I can focus at all, this spreadsheet is going to be the fastest spreadsheet ever spreadsheeted. Or something.

OMG there's so much candy in the conference room right now.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

And if the spreadsheet doesn't go fast enough, paint some racing stripes on it.

(Did you remember that we have Monday off from work? I'd completely lost track of that. Bring any leftover brownies home so they don't go stale over the weekend.)

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Enjoy the three o'clock slump!

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Alternatively, at 2:30, I can take another hit of sugar. Whee!