If someone female is planning to accompany you to Evil Dead: The Musical, then when you're ready to leave, I think you're obligated to inform her by saying "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"
I remember trying to go to the chocolate show my freshman year with my friend Alice, when we were both still green and new to NYC. We misread the directions- instead of something like 35th St. W 125, we went to 125th street, and wondered why we were in Harlem, and couldn't find the show at 35 W.
Me: Alice, why are we in Harlem? Alice: ...I don't know...
I think we were going to write some sort of picture book for children about it. When we finally got to the chocolate show, the line was so long it was insurmountable. Therefore, the score is Chocolate Show = 1, Ilana = 0.
I really don't know why I'm recounting this anecdote. See you later today, if I ever finish this paper.
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Date: 2006-11-10 04:09 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-11-10 04:57 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-11-11 05:46 am (UTC)From:If someone female is planning to accompany you to Evil Dead: The Musical, then when you're ready to leave, I think you're obligated to inform her by saying "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"
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Date: 2006-11-11 07:49 am (UTC)From:Me: Alice, why are we in Harlem?
Alice: ...I don't know...
I think we were going to write some sort of picture book for children about it. When we finally got to the chocolate show, the line was so long it was insurmountable. Therefore, the score is Chocolate Show = 1, Ilana = 0.
I really don't know why I'm recounting this anecdote. See you later today, if I ever finish this paper.
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Date: 2006-11-11 01:29 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-11-11 01:30 pm (UTC)From:(It was fabulous.)