Me to son, who has snuck a bite of my cake: "Hey, cake thief!"
ARR: "What, you're a tooth thief."
Me, caught by surprise as this has come out of nowhere and escalated quickly: "Uh. I'm not a thief, I paid for those teeth."
ARR, looks me dead in the eye: "We never settled on a price."
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Date: 2021-06-13 08:53 pm (UTC)From:no subject
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