Jokes
ARR has been very interested in jokes this week. He keeps demanding we tell him new ones. (Note to self: look up age-appropriate jokes. Have been blanking a lot.)
Problem is, I don't think he's solid enough on phonemes to get puns, which is most of what kids' jokes revolve around. He seems to enjoy the joke-telling process, but stares at you blankly when you get to the punchline.
He's especially interested in knock-knock jokes. Which he doesn't get at all.
Me: Knock-knock.
ARR: Chee! (His generic sound to indicate being pleased.)
Me: Knock-knock.
ARR:
Me: Say, "who's there?"
ARR: Who's there!
Me: Anita.
ARR: Why Anita?
Actually, I think he keeps forgetting that the formula is "X who?" and thinking it's "Why X?" Which, to be fair, is generally a better logical response to being told that there's a talking banana on the other side of your door.
He made up one of his own tonight.
ARR: Knock-knock.
Us: Who's there?
ARR: Apple.
Us: Apple who?
ARR: Apple who's going to eat everybody. Except for you. And you. And me. Apple who's going to eat everybody except Mommy and Daddy and ARR.
Problem is, I don't think he's solid enough on phonemes to get puns, which is most of what kids' jokes revolve around. He seems to enjoy the joke-telling process, but stares at you blankly when you get to the punchline.
He's especially interested in knock-knock jokes. Which he doesn't get at all.
Me: Knock-knock.
ARR: Chee! (His generic sound to indicate being pleased.)
Me: Knock-knock.
ARR:
Me: Say, "who's there?"
ARR: Who's there!
Me: Anita.
ARR: Why Anita?
Actually, I think he keeps forgetting that the formula is "X who?" and thinking it's "Why X?" Which, to be fair, is generally a better logical response to being told that there's a talking banana on the other side of your door.
He made up one of his own tonight.
ARR: Knock-knock.
Us: Who's there?
ARR: Apple.
Us: Apple who?
ARR: Apple who's going to eat everybody. Except for you. And you. And me. Apple who's going to eat everybody except Mommy and Daddy and ARR.
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