If you do not have one, you will be issued one
It's become a running joke amongst alumni that if you do not bring a child to your 15th Reunion, you will be issued one. I'm beginning to think there may be something similar going on in my neighborhood. You'd think that the neighborhood is currently composed 100% of joggers, dog owners, and parents of very small children. Perhaps the runners are all running because they are afraid that if they stay still long enough, someone will hand them a dog or a child.
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I think I'm noticing the other parents a lot more now that I am one.
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