Morning by the numbers

So how did this morning's playdate go?

By 1pm:
- # coffee: 1 cup
- # rum: 1/2 shot
- # screaming crying meltdowns: 3
- # stomping sulks: I dunno, 6? ish?
- # levels of the house I removed half-chewed vegetables from the floor of: 2
- # of times ARR declared the playdate was cancelled: I dunno, 5? ish?

- # minutes early ARR went to bed tonight: 30