Reasons I love my office

My team is currently in the middle of a running debate over which characters each of us are from <i>Gilmore Girls</i>. We've decided that I'm Sookie. Emily, Michel, and Miss Patty have all also been claimed. We're gingerly settling on Lorelei and Rory, but we're missing a Lane and a Paris. (Or rather, a Paris was proposed, but I shot that one down because the designated person isn't wound nearly tight enough.)