The oddest sentences

Parenthood is all about marveling at what comes out of your mouth. From Chuckro: "You're going to have trouble brushing your teeth, your mittens are going to get all wet." (Did he brush his teeth while wearing mittens? Yes, he did. Did he, at any point in this venture, go outside? No, of course not. Why was he walking around the house wearing mittens? Who knows?)

In other news, I really hope this was the last snow for the year. We're out of salt.