So lonely

Why won't anyone return my calls?

Please, Mr. Billing Guy at the Hilton. I just want a copy of a bill. Just return my voicemail.

Please, Ms. Foreign AV person. You don't even seem to have voicemail, you're never in the office, and you haven't replied to any emails. Do you even exist? I just want to rent a DVD player. The conference is in two weeks.

Please, Ms. Conference Organizer. Your recommended furniture vendor doesn't rent furniture, your av lady doesn't answer emails, and we still don't have the invoice for one of our registrations, despite it being made about two months ago.

Please, coworkers. I know you're all coming back from the other conference, but I can't do these things by myself. I need your answers.

I'm going in circles, and no one seems to be at their desk.