Movie mix-up
Nov. 22nd, 2005 01:37 pmI meant to get the Michael Keaton Batman movie. Really, I did.
But due to poorly labeled boxes and my own lack of paying attention, I ended up with the Adam West Batman movie.
Oops.
It's...hard to describe. Truly bizarre. It's a movie that tries really, really hard to be a terrible movie. The illogical dialogue and the ridiculous situations and the penchant for labelling everything in the Batcave...
For example, after being attacked by an exploding shark in the middle of the ocean after a ship disappears, they try to figure out who was behind it all.
And decide that sharks are fishes, and so the Penguin must have been involved. And the ship disappearing is baffling, so the Riddler must be there too. And the shark attacked Batman's leg...pulling his leg...as in a joke - the Joker! And it all happened at sea...C...is for Catwoman!
And the Riddler gives riddles such as the following gems:
What is yellow and writes? A ballpoint banana!
What is light and small, but sits in a tree and is very dangerous? A sparrow with a machine gun!
Ehhh...WTF?
I wish we'd watched it with more people. It was hysterical. It MST'd itself!
But due to poorly labeled boxes and my own lack of paying attention, I ended up with the Adam West Batman movie.
Oops.
It's...hard to describe. Truly bizarre. It's a movie that tries really, really hard to be a terrible movie. The illogical dialogue and the ridiculous situations and the penchant for labelling everything in the Batcave...
For example, after being attacked by an exploding shark in the middle of the ocean after a ship disappears, they try to figure out who was behind it all.
And decide that sharks are fishes, and so the Penguin must have been involved. And the ship disappearing is baffling, so the Riddler must be there too. And the shark attacked Batman's leg...pulling his leg...as in a joke - the Joker! And it all happened at sea...C...is for Catwoman!
And the Riddler gives riddles such as the following gems:
What is yellow and writes? A ballpoint banana!
What is light and small, but sits in a tree and is very dangerous? A sparrow with a machine gun!
Ehhh...WTF?
I wish we'd watched it with more people. It was hysterical. It MST'd itself!